May 20, 2004

at a loss for words?

in an argument?

Now you can fight back with Old Testament curses from the prophets!!!

Ship of Fools has a random curse generator that claims to be straight out of the Old Testament... (she says, getting out her Bible to flip through and try and find some of these in context!)

Here's a sample!

"Behold, thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, thou love-child of Methuselah!"

lovely.

they'll be speechless!

(I sure was when I found this!)

Posted by kristen at May 20, 2004 5:53 AM