{"id":69,"date":"2009-04-21T10:56:24","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T15:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/2009\/04\/21\/weirdest-introduction-ever\/"},"modified":"2009-04-21T10:58:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T15:58:22","slug":"weirdest-introduction-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/2009\/04\/21\/weirdest-introduction-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Weirdest introduction ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m at church on Sunday and a friend of the family comes up with her daughter who had come in from out of town. I was introduced as &#8220;This is Andy &#8211; your grandmother has a crush on him&#8221;.  Very funny, pretty embarrassing and the most memorable introduction ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m at church on Sunday and a friend of the family comes up with her daughter who had come in from out of town. I was introduced as &#8220;This is Andy &#8211; your grandmother has a crush on him&#8221;. Very funny, pretty embarrassing and the most memorable introduction ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70],"tags":[153,154,84],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-church","tag-church","tag-funny","tag-introductions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}