{"id":96,"date":"2009-11-07T15:36:53","date_gmt":"2009-11-07T20:36:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/2009\/11\/07\/machine-guns-in-helsby-over-a-bird\/"},"modified":"2009-11-07T15:36:53","modified_gmt":"2009-11-07T20:36:53","slug":"machine-guns-in-helsby-over-a-bird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/2009\/11\/07\/machine-guns-in-helsby-over-a-bird\/","title":{"rendered":"Machine guns in Helsby &ndash; over a bird?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a google alert that keeps track of the mention Helsby \u00e2\u20ac\u201c partly to see if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m mentioned somewhere on the web and also to keep track of other Helsby\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and also the town Helsby in the UK.<\/p>\n<p>There was a recent article the other day where police were called, with machine guns, to help capture an escaped rhea (similar to an ostrich). I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t believe that birds are that dangerous that armed police were needed. I think someone was watching too much Jurassic Park.&#160; The full article \u00e2\u20ac\u0153<a href=\"http:\/\/iccheshireonline.icnetwork.co.uk\/0100news\/0100regionalnews\/tm_headline=escaped-rhea-causes-chaos-at-helsby-high-school&amp;method=full&amp;objectid=24990044&amp;siteid=50020-name_page.html\">Escaped Rhea causes chaos at Helsby High School<\/a>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d is online for more amusement..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a google alert that keeps track of the mention Helsby \u00e2\u20ac\u201c partly to see if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m mentioned somewhere on the web and also to keep track of other Helsby\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and also the town Helsby in the UK. There was a recent article the other day where police were called, with machine guns, to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[83],"tags":[154,103,101,99,102,100],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","tag-funny","tag-helsby","tag-machine-guns","tag-news","tag-police","tag-rhea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.absoblogginlutely.net\/irl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}